Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Announcing the first College Break Movie Night

Details: This fantastic trip down memory lane with start with a new experience for some. Yes, that’s right, an all-expenses-paid (by you) trip to Tokyo Diner! Following a sumptuous meal, tour members will reconvene at The Goddess’ house to reacquaint themselves with long-overdue sacrifices (or the wrath of Yarblek Boris Brubrackgramaksmy). Delicacies such as the must-missed food will be served, all of it containing the highest quality fats, oils, and sodium.

Entertainment: For your viewing pleasure, only the finest films in American and British cinema will be shown. Should any member of the tour have suggestions, please write to The Goddess and she will arrange things accordingly.

Fine Print: Any number of sacrifices will be acceptable and expected including, but not limited to, candy, chocolate, bouncy balls, yo-yos, plants, cookies, cake, sherbet, Starbucks® coffee, eleventy-kagillion-dollars, winning lottery tickets, complete ownership and rights to the Moon, and copyright priviledges of the word “they.” (see here for full the explanation of a brilliant plan.) Feel free to exceed these expectations.

In Summary: Movie Night. The Goddess’ House. Friday, the day after Thanksgiving. Dinner expedition around 6:30, strip poker, bungee-jumping, and hardcore pictionary to be announced.